COOKIE STEALER

Today I went to the grocery store. I am not a huge fan of going to the store with my 2 boys as it is, but today was worse than usual. Mason wanted to get in the massive cart that doubles as a car that I can't stear and the last time I let him get in one I took out the entire cereal aisle. I refused to let him this time and he proceeded to throw a fit. I told him that I would get him a cookie if he would stop crying. He stopped immediately. I went over to the bakery and picked out a carton of shamrock sugar cookies and secretly gave him one. It's not stealing if you are planning to buy, right? Well, I get to the check out and get all the bags in the cart and take out my debit card and swipe, and swipe, and swipe again. Nothing. I look down and notice that I am trying to swipe my library card and then notice that my debit card is not in my wallet. I look at the checker and say. "Oh Crap, I took out my debit card over the weekend and forgot to put it back in my wallet". I ask her if they will hold my groceries while I run home to get my card. I won't be longer then 15 minutes tops. She looks at me wierd and then looks at Mason. There is little Mason with green sprinkles all over his face and he has a shamrock cookie in each hand. Oh great. she thinks I am trying to steal cookies now. Well, she did let me run home and I was back in 10 minutes as promised. It was a little embarrasing and I probably won't open stuff until I get it home now. I learned my lesson.